I often see noobs who are straight-up hydrocephalic. They don't know how to chat, equip weapons, or even open doors. Help these people, because if they can't leave the hospital, then I can't kill them. Maybe add a GUI system that leads them around the GMAP, introducing them to the mines, the hospital, and shit. Like a little navigational arrow. Give them a noob-treat when they get there, like a mining drill, a trial AK, or bandages or something.